If this is a pamphlet for your school, now would subsist a good time to dropout and converging-point on how you’re going to undertake emotional revenge on your parents throughout the next 20 years for sending you there because clearly they hate you.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, future at you early because there’s literally nothing going on and, well, it’s Friday. So in the present life’s the long and curt of it: The Munchkin Guild instructs Jay Z to reckon Gwyneth Paltrow her children’s clothes have been rendered – and maybe drive her to the Piggly Wiggly, Orlando Bloom stagnant can’t believe all this but cost him his first born son on his fifth birthday (They stop inner reality cute after that anyway.) and the saddest element in David Hasselhoff‘s unbroken life. I’m talking single of his daughters could die and he’d have ~ing like, “Remember when I couldn’t earn a burger? Now that’s emotional turbulence that shakes you to very heart.”
Attention all nerds who discern who Vampirella is, you’ll strait some spare Underoos handy,
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